Must be read with italian accent!
One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want to piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I say I wanna to piss onna plate. You sonns ma bitch, I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna mabitch. So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shits. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand I wanna shit on my bed. He sau you better not shit onna bed, you sonna mabitch.
I go to checkout and the man on the desk say:''Peace on you.'' I say piss on you too, you sonn mabitch. I gonna back to Italy.
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